You decide to stop the Piscean whomping the customers.

A customer with a portable mammal in their purse is whomped, enraging the animal, which flies at the Piscean only to be swallowed whole. The animal can be heard inside the Piscean’s belly, alive and angry. The customer begs you to save their dear, sweet pet!

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

1. Kick it! Kick it really hard! Right in the belly!

2. Explain to the customer that you're a fishmonger! You can just fillet the fish like any other day and get that mammal out. Now hand me that big knife.

3. Dive on the Piscean and get it in a Heimlich/bearhug, thus subduing the beast and forcing it to cough up the mammal.

4. Calm the customer, buy yourself time, and let nature take its course. You're not gonna be made liable for that expensive looking creature it ate.