'Put that back where you found it before I call the salesforce!' you say. 'Shouldn't that be "Waa, waa, gimme a ladder"?' they say right back. The regular customers can smell what's up, and it's not just a head of tuna, so they all pretend they see nothing and busy themselves in a different aisle. The gamins toss the head from one to another across the opening to the well, screaming 'be careful, don't drop it, or you might hurt the good Saint!'

That's it! You blow your safety whistle and alert the salesforce of the problem. A boy takes the fish head and holds it aloft, sticking his tongue out at you through a gap in his clenched teeth, and hurls it down with gleeful spite.

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

Option 1: Spring into action, dodge the head, heroically scale the wall and teach those gamins a lesson! Hopefully...

Option 2: Curl up in a ball, wait for help, and brace for impact.

Option 3: Hey, isn't this how St Colmen died? *splat*