We are funded! Wow. 368 glorious gentle travelers have brought the inevitable perfect future of the End of Time closer in just 48 minutes and 11 seconds. What a ride.

Luka’s starting to get a little worried about all the pamphlet adventures he’s going to have to sign, but that’s just his lot.

Looks like we’re going to start unlocking the wave 1 achievements and that means maps you can write on and cards you can deal  and the pananthropy, the human-themed ... well, it’s not a bestiary if it’s humans, is it? Still, getting close.

INSURANCE PROTOCOL INTERRUPTION — Gentle Traveler, please be advised that the Ziggurat Moon is currently offline. Do not be alarmed, all backup security protocols remain within acceptable parameters. You may proceed with your mission. — INTERRUPTION ENDS