Been a bit, sorry. Work's no excuse to go out for for milk and cigarettes and leave you hanging. I'm going to have to claw my way out of convention prep hell and type something up for you.
We still have two failed cards. Go check yours. Only two is spectacular for a campaign, apparently, but what's NOT spectacular is one of you has $150 you owe me. Come on, dude. That covers a lot of shipping costs for me. Do better. You want your birds? Cough up.
If you have a couple minutes to waste at work today, go double check that your payment went through, I'll thank you, spiritually, one by one. I promise.
Our pin colors need ONE more sample to be perfect. My representative hasn't mailed me anthrax yet, somehow, for all this hassle. Good for her. Taking the high road.
We're getting closer, but the midtone gray is still too dark on our tiel - it shouldn't be the same color as his cheeks and nose. I'll be paying for one more change, and then we'll go forward with all of his co-conspirators.
BIRD CRIMES campaign stickers are expected to arrive this week. This includes freebie sheets, mugshots, and all of the LITTLE SHITS you guys ordered thru BIRD CRIMES.
For the sake of not wanting to cartoonishly jump off a building during fulfillment, I will be tallying out and packing some of these this week in between con crunch. Expect pictures of my entire dining table and house covered in tiny vinyl stickers. Relish in my suffering. I did this to myself.
CUSTOM CRIMES are almost 100% complete! We are at a point that all crimes, campaign or outside purchase, are printed and laminated - or, they got fucked up in the laminator and need another go, but, that takes me ten minutes. Check out this graduating class of goons, and their assorted crimes.
Whether they're trespassing and stowing away in BIRD CRIMES pledges, crossing state lines to Anthrocon, or cutting the line and being mailed home this week, they are DONE.
After con crunch is complete this week, I may open a few more slots for CRIMES. The price is generally $40 for characters, but, you can shoot me an email @ [email protected], or join my Telegram to harass me, and I'll give you a final quote. If you are a BIRD CRIMES backer, it'll automatically be included with your order - if not, they're $4 to ship within the US. Anthrocon/Pittsburgh pickup in July is free.
The SECRET PLUSH project is still happening... slowly. Samples need revisions and they are no less ugly than they were last week, so, expect new stuff soon.
Shameless plug time: check the shop! I have some stupid stickers and buttons up. We've got a set of four buttons to benefit SleepyKyju after some moving costs and vet bills (all profits go to her), and the BIRD CRIMES freebie stickers are now available as pinbacks. You can check these, plus the rest of my normal retail operation, here.
That's all for now, I'll have to get back into the con prep pit. I'll see you guys at Anthrocon!
Oh yeah - and, if you want a specific freebie sticker, and haven't specified one yet... go do it in the comments.
