[KAZOO NOISES] The hardcovers are FINALLY HERE and you folks were right - the spines DID align in the bulk order, much to my relief.

Many of you may have already gotten a notification that your order has shipped. I worked hard this morning to get through the biggest bulk of the orders that I could!

Unfortunately, I seem to have under-ordered the booty bot butt bonus print, so I had to stop with just a few people left on the list. No worries though - I ordered a bunch more and they'll be here very quickly.

As a reminder, unlike the characters in the book, I am human, and I am packing all of these alone, so if I mess up somewhere and forget something, please reach out to me and let me know and I'll fix it the best I can. But pretty please - check all through your packaging before reaching out to me. I packed metal bookmarks behind cardboard for the paperbacks so they didn't damage the paperbacks, so just make sure you go through everything I sent.

Excited to almost have this fully fulfilled and out to all you fine folks!

Quick reminder: I'm packing with the books QR codes for where you can go to leave a review if you have a minute, but I'm also including that here: Amazon and GoodReads. (Don't mind that first 1 star saying it was written by AI; as you know, I am staunchly anti-AI and that review was a childish retaliation review because I exposed an AI grift on my blog... ;) Just me and my regular brand of drama)

Thank you everyone! I hope you enjoy!! We're almost at the finish line and best yet - you've almost all got your books!