A tyrannical queen's secret to eternal youth is threatened when a clever magician escapes her dungeon and rescues a mutilated sword maiden. With mechanical limbs and a vow of revenge, they aim to overthrow her reign.

A collection of true stories from 1998-2007, exploring the highs and lows of California life, Hollywood dreams, and a journey across the Atlantic. Reflecting on these experiences, the author connects them to running a startup today.