A hilarious parody RPG Monster Manual, fully illustrated and cataloging terrifying creatures of middle-age. Face off against the dreaded Be-older, the Misplacer Beast, the Hobblin', and more!

The party makes camp, sets their watches, then you as the GM roll a random encounter... what happens? With this deck of encounter ideas, each of the 50+ cards has a detailed encounter idea more interesting than 'you hear 1d4 giant rats in the corner'.