Project Update: A Lewd-comotive With Your Name On It...
We'd love to interest you in our latest pornographic printing: The Unsinkable Ship of Fools by Jonas Goonface! A story of a cast of frisky fellows allow traveling aboard the same train to an unknown destination. There's a little something in this story for everyone, and if your cup of tea is everyone then this is especially for you!
Our cast has been stuck aboard this steel beast for some time-- and one thing tends to lead to another when you'd had enough time to accept that you're stuck. So ask yourself: would you be able to keep from being distracted long enough to see who's in charge of the big rig?
If your answer is 'no, probably not' I'm, like, right along there with you.
Follow this link in order to get onboard as well over at Kickstarter! 🚂🚃🚃🚃💨
The good news is that The Unsinkable Ship of Fools is already FULLY FUNDED, which means you get to get on the train when we're already guaranteed to go! The bad news is you have to tide yourself over with this little sneak peak here before your copy reaches your hands. But I guess you can also go follow Jonas in the meanwhile as well 😉
Project Update: Shipments Incoming!
A total of 3927 packages have been shipped! Wow! Pay attention to your mail if you are not already, as you should be seeing those arrive to you within the next 7-10 business days!
However we do still have 59 folks that haven't gotten us their survey! And another 5 which are coming back with credit card issues that need to be resolved before we can get those out. If you don't remember fulfilling your survey and aren't listed as fulfilled, go over to this link to request it to be reissued to you:
https://smut-peddler-x-my-monster-girlfriend.backerkit.com/
We're trying to get these out to everyone as soon as possible so that we can truck on over to the next big release we're launching this year, so please check as soon as you can!
The final date to get your survey in to us is July 21st! After that, we will likely have to guide you to purchase a copy at the release date instead so that we can keep on schedule. So please be sure to check your status, lovelies!
Have a great weekend, everyone! Stay cool! 📦💨
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I'm concerned because I'm probably going to move again at some point in the next few months and while my current shipping address on file is correct, it's locked down and I can't update it again if I move. I know we got an update a month ago saying to expect our orders in 7-10 days, but considering I paid for my order in *January of 2023,* I'm worried shipping is gonna take another 5 months or something? Especially because I made the unfortunate mistake of getting so many add ons, so my order probably got de-prioritized because it needs extra attention. Should I just give up at this point? I don't even know if I could get a refund processed based on how things are going.
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My books have arrived However the post office said it received it DRENCHED and DAMAGED some of the books were unharmed thanks to shrink wrap but about half the books received had soaked pages What course of action will be taken to resolve this
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My books arrived today by USPS and they are beautiful. They are also really thick! I am SO happy with them! Thank you! If I figure out how to add a pic, I will.
