Gather here, wizards, fighters, and rogues! To make it out of this adventure alive you’ll need more than a sharp blade, powerful spell, or the sacred blessings of your patron Goddess. You’ll need a thirst, unquenchable, for glory! And for beer! …and maybe bourbon! …or some fine herb! Whatever floats your boat, you know?

Drunkards, Druggies & Delinquents is a fantasy role-drinking game where you battle Monsters and take drinks instead of damage! This is a game for those of strong will and stronger bladder, conditioned by grueling hours-long gaming sessions awash in copious drink and psychedelic accompaniment.

A wave of monsters most disgusting and malevolent has descended on our humble village and we must stand ready to hold them at bay while also getting super fucked up and having a ridiculous time until we die a heroes death or just get really drunk and stop to order pizza and never start up again. It happens, we’ve all been there.

We're so excited about this new game, we've arranged a special reward for our first round of backers. This is a drinking game, after all, so everyone who backs us in the first 48 hours will get a FREE Mystery Drink Koozie! We'll be unveiling designs throughout the campaign and letting backers vote on their favorite. You won't want to miss it!
 

So prepare your body! Your mind! Your pipe and stein! And join us soon, as we cheers to fun, friendship, the end of the world!