Hold these CRIMINAL CRITTERS accountable

"Ken, why aren't you making DOG CRIMES?" Because if I make a genuinely funny joke about pit bulls, one of you will send anthrax to my house.

CRITTER CRIMES is an enamel pin set about criminals in YOUR backyard.

The birds already had their moment. Avian awareness is important, but misconduct in the animal kingdom extends far beyond these feathered felons. It's time to promote real equality, and go after some other offenders.

This is a sequel series to BIRD CRIMES.

These 1.75" hard enamel pins feature sleek sepia-toned colors, playful geometric designs, and scathing satire of both the American justice system and how we Americans often excuse - or wrongfully condemn - some of our worst, cutest neighbors. 

Wake up, people. There's work to do.

Get in on the action with early bird tiers, a repeat backer bonus owl, and a five-pin backer secret freebie. Recidivism continues to be a problem in our community, and restocks of BIRD CRIMES pins can also join your chain gang thru this campaign.

CRITTER CRIMES aims to fulfill by summer 2025, and backers will also be able to purchase the far less criminal PRIDE PARROTS thru this campaign's addons.